When I go pick Gabriel up from school.

Tuesday: 
Me: 'How did it go today? How's Cristal? Is she still your girlfriend?'
Him: 'No. I don't want any more girlfriends. I wanna be singol. Now there's Rosa who wants to be my girlfriend, she's always trying to kiss me but I say 'No no no no! Nobody is allowed to touch me!''
Me: 'That's right, you decide when you want to be kissed.'
Him: 'Never, I want to be singol for the rest of my life. Girlfriends only mean trouble and I want calm.'

Friday:
Me: 'Hi champion, do you want to run around a little before we go home?'
Him: 'No, let's go, quickly, Ferdinando already asked me to play but I said I had to go home. I never wanna run again. Running makes me sweaty and then I get sick and then I get a fever ... No thank you! I'll never play ever again!'

Meet Gabriel,
6 going on 96

clara